Two blondes are on either side of a river, one says to the other "excuse me how do i get onto the other side of the river?" The other blonde scratches her head and thinks for a round an hour then says "what do you mean? you are on the other side of the river"

A beautiful blonde gets on a plane to chicago, she has a ticket for coach but goes into first class, when she is asked to go back to coach she will not move. The crew get distressed and finally ask the pilot what to do, he asks what she looks like and is told that she is blonde and beautiful. he steps out of the cabin goes down and whispers to her. She gets up and leaves. Everyone asks how he did and he says "i told her first class wasn't going to chicago".

A blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff, who lands first? the brunette, the blonde had to stop for directions.